Who does that?

New things that I like to say.

-"kiblets"

-"cork sniffer"

-"Man, I would never brush fuzzies with that."

-"What in the name of partially hydrogenated Jesus?"

-"That was LOOSE"

-"Who are you brushing fuzzies with these days?"

-"the mooky looking one"

-"ass hat"(the classic)

Absolutely no point to this. I wrote 'BEN OFF' on the work calendar for tomorrow (because Lauren is coming to visit) and he scheduled me anyway. He then discovered that I have a cell phone and still know how to piss and moan. Who pisses and moans at the same time? fun.

over again

After forgetting about some things I had stored on here...I found three stories(and their corresponding storylines) in my documents. So I've started writing again. Maybe I'll post excerpts or something eventually, because these babies are going to be LONG.

It was pretty neat to see these storylines beneath the stories...events and character dreams that I completely forgot about but still sound pretty nifty to me. I guess I'm pretty creative when it's in the past tense.

Maybe this is what I want to do. Who knows? not me. I think my biggest fear about ever becoming a writer is others expecting me to have read millions of books and knowing everything about them. This, my friends, is irrational, but I can't help to picture a dinner party where somebody freezes me with a question or a comparison to some famous something like Jane Eyre. I've never read Jane Eyre; I just know that there isn't a parakeet in it.

I saw that on King of Queens.

Maybe whoever asks me something would buy that.