What?

Does nobody else stay up until breakfast opens anymore? Come on, people. Turn the lame knob down about three clicks.

I need a new calendar. Apparently it's time to throw last year away.

I think I can live with that.

If someone asked me to put how far into my life I am into a fraction, I would say 1/9, because I'm going to live until I'm 180. I decided. It's a good even number. I forget who said it, but there's a joke that goes, "I'm going to live forever. So far, so good."

Ain't that the truth.

Now I just wish humans didn't have to spend so much time sleeping. Just think of what you could accomplish...

...probably just a whole lot of thinking, "man, I'm pretty fucking tired."